đŹ Young Republicansâ Chat: Bad Taste, Worse Judgment, Zero Career Prospects
đ The Roast
Wow. Itâs like someone took every unfunny, offensive thing youâre not supposed to say in public, ran it through a group chat, and then added a side of incompetence for flavor. These arenât âedgy tweetsâ. Theyâre career-ending, morality-free, small-town frat energy with the strategic competence of a soggy napkin.
Youâve got leadership wannabes who think âprivate chatâ equals immunity, deploying Holocaust imagery like theyâre pitching a Halloween gag, and celebrating cruelty like a talent. They chase a presidential endorsement while casually normalizing violence, racism, antisemitism and rape jokes â the perfect combo for âambitiousâ and âunhirable.â Also: congratulations, youâve successfully turned campaigning into confessional therapy for bigotry.
And then thereâs the financial management subplot: âWeâre broke, I spent $10K on a massageâ, which sounds less like political fundraising and more like a refund request to the people who donated for events. Itâs the political equivalent of lighting the office on fire and yelling âPR stunt!â while standing in the flames.
đșđ»đThe personalities
- The Loudmouths: All the confidence of a guy who peaked in high school debate and now thinks shock value = leadership. They confuse cruelty with loyalty and confuse âbanterâ with âexplicit threats.â
- The Enablers: Liking the vile messages while pretending to be shocked later is classic bystander playbook. No backbone, only followers of the loudest scream.
- The Apologists: âTaken out of context,â âdoctored,â and the corporate-speak apologies, which always read like scripts written by counsel two minutes before the statement goes public. Tone: hollow. Timeline: predictable.
đ The optics / politics
Theyâre begging for a Trump endorsement while sounding like they took their political education from internet troll pages. If the plan was to recruit the next generation of leaders, someone accidentally sent the application to âHow to Fail in Public Relations.â The rest of the party denouncing them is unsurprising â optics matter when elections are around the corner â but donât expect lasting reform unless consequences actually stick.
đ§ Serious note (because someone will ask)
This isnât just embarrassing. Itâs destructive. The language and threats shown are dangerous and normalize real harm. A roast is funny, but the underlying problem is real: toxic subcultures that celebrate dehumanization should be called out, held accountable, and removed from positions of influence.
đĄThe inspiration for this roast: Politico