🪐 Planetary Playbook: Your Cosmic Cheatsheet

Aries ♈ Impulse shopping alert. Step away from the “Add to Cart” button.
Taurus ♉ Your chill vibe is magnetic… until someone touches your fries.
Gemini ♊ You’ll tell both sides of a story. Then argue with yourself about it.
Cancer ♋ Sentimental energy floods in. Call your mom—or at least your pizza delivery guy.
Leo ♌ You’re shining, but sunglasses aren’t included.
Virgo ♍ Organization wins again. Even your junk drawer looks smug.
Libra ♎ The universe asks you to decide. You ask for an extension.
Scorpio ♏ Your glare could melt steel today. Use responsibly.
Sagittarius ♐ Wanderlust strikes. Your couch disapproves.
Capricorn ♑ Productivity levels: CEO. Mood levels: unpaid intern.
Aquarius ♒ Expect to say something so random it becomes wisdom.
Pisces ♓ The fantasy world is calling. Your inbox can wait.